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Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police
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Posted on 01/31/2016 8:54:14 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: RansomOttawa

Not nearly as quickly as they’ll come up with another Taylor Swift ditty.


81 posted on 01/31/2016 3:41:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

There’s probably a story here.


82 posted on 01/31/2016 4:15:49 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ('Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy for those who feel' - Horace Walpole)
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To: PROCON
Well, I was 21 and pretty drunk at the time, it coulda' been 3 monkeys :-)

Is that what they're calling them these days???

83 posted on 01/31/2016 4:29:00 PM PST by Dust in the Wind (U S Troops Rock)
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To: Resettozero

Vitamin C is the best!


84 posted on 01/31/2016 5:23:35 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m not sure those Monkees are alive.


85 posted on 01/31/2016 5:49:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Tax-chick

What happened to the other 10?


86 posted on 01/31/2016 6:29:40 PM PST by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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To: NonValueAdded

That’s an important question, and I’m glad someone asked it.


87 posted on 01/31/2016 6:30:22 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Government employees are the single most important Democrat interest group."~Kevin Williamson)
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To: Resettozero

Yes, Undead Thread needs a new home.
Assassin monkies with bananna and dagger hijinks is a good fit.


88 posted on 01/31/2016 7:55:22 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

Looks good to me.


89 posted on 01/31/2016 7:58:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They are currently on tour (with Lenin’s corpse and the Elephant Man).


90 posted on 01/31/2016 8:39:18 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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To: SamAdams76
They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare. Sorry, but I'm not buying that one. In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.

Would you settle for the mindless chatter from an episode of The View?

91 posted on 01/31/2016 8:43:14 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Don’t you mean The Spew?


92 posted on 02/01/2016 8:28:00 AM PST by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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