I know....I’m deluding myself if I expect any of those....ahem...ladies...to look like Scarlet O’Hara aka a young Vivian Leigh.
Why is it men never, ever hear an ugly woman on the other end of the phone?
There was a short-lived TV program a few months ago.
A pastor(?) and supporting staff would call an escorting service, get a hooker to come up to the room and try to convert her.
Wow, what a bunch of bow-wows! Arf, arf.