There was a transport truck that dump 2200 pigs on a road in the Carolinas today. Would be fun to run a bunch of those through the mosque, ‘checking for explosives’. If any explosives went off the mosque would have to be ritually cleansed.
Pigs are very easy to train to detect explosives. Muslims hate bomb-sniffing dogs. Think what would go thru their minds when the pig squad shows up. Not anti-Muslim. Just SOP. Pigs be good at detecting problems.
Wonder if Muslims eat truffles?
It was Tuesday. and we tarheels have already eaten all of those pigs, sorry. :-P