San Diego police search for 400-pound bearded woman suspected of stabbing man [California]

Fox News ^ | December 25, 2015 | Fox News

[familyop]

Police in San Diego were searching late Thursday for a heavyset woman with facial hair who is suspected of stabbing a man...The suspect fled the scene, and is described by police as a white woman "with a beard", weighing approximately 400 pounds and wearing a white T-shirt and jeans.

[Ken H]

Check all circuses within a 50 mile radius.

[BBell]

Will it be as hard to find as a one armed one legged man.?

[bluejean]

The obesity epidemic obscured his-her’s getaway. The “bearded-woman” detail has to be discarded since it would be profiling. They’ll never find him-her now.

[faithhopecharity]

sounds like my last date

[jimpick]

Any body check Charlie Sheens house?

[metmom]

They’re sure it’s a woman?

At 400 pounds, that might be hard to determine.

[metmom]

God help us if a 400 pound person is that hard to find.

Is our country in THAT bad shape, literally?

[FlingWingFlyer]

We definately need some “sensible, common sense”, 400 pound, bearded woman control. Barry needs to get off his @$$ and get with the program.

[WhatNot]

400lbs? she doesn’t need to stab, she just needs to roll over.

[Covenantor]

Was Michael Moore in town?

Easy to mistake him for a 400 lb bearded lady, happens all the time.

[Ken H]

Police say hundreds of possible sightings being phoned in from area Wal-Marts.

[tophat9000]

How can a 400 pound bearded woman be so hard to find?

...Its California, so will just blend into the crowd

[SpaceBar]

I hate vague descriptions. Could be anybody.

[familyop]

"Is our country in THAT bad shape, literally?"

That's a good question. Too many of us have had diets high in carbohydrates without adequate exercise or physical labor--dangerous combination.

[CrazyIvan]

Well that nearly shot some IPA out of my nose.

[zipper]

Code Pink alert

[fieldmarshaldj]

She sounds like the head of the Chicago Teachers Union.

[Dalberg-Acton]

Full moon.

[Mastador1]

Have they checked the carnivals? First place I would look would be the carnivals, where else could a fat bearded lady blend in?

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Check the Golden Corral buffet line.