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To: Fungi
When I saw the headline, I thought of that beautiful blonde while in college, she took my heart and broke it in a thousand pieces....and you talk about...never mind.

Women are transient, can leave on their own accord, and often have much baggage.

Pistols are permanent, cannot leave without your sales, and have -- as baggage -- only a box, instructions, and some cleaning equipment.

Many pistols have graced me with their presence; many women have graced me with their absence.

9 posted on 12/24/2015 4:25:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Many pistols have graced me with their presence; many women have graced me with their absence.”
That, sir, is awesome sauce!


34 posted on 12/24/2015 4:51:31 PM PST by glasseye
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To: Lazamataz

many women have graced me with their absence.

ONE - graced me with her presence for 54 plus years Her, I miss.....


54 posted on 12/24/2015 5:15:03 PM PST by litehaus (A memory toooo long)
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To: Lazamataz

To have the feelings over an inanimate object as a beautiful girl....never mind. There are a few quotes I could mention here...never mind.


105 posted on 12/24/2015 9:16:25 PM PST by Fungi
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