LOL, while I have never (okay, SELDOM) cuddled with a gun, I do have a ritual that a new gun must be either on the floor next to my bed (for rifles) or on the nightstand (for pistols) the first night.
57 posted on 12/24/2015 5:19:38 PM PST by Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)