Maybe she could sue the company that made her lawn mower.
The grass was too high and she was trapped in the 3 inch grass.
The grass was too high and she was trapped in the 3 inch grass.
Or the cut grass caused her to have a seizure as an allergic reaction.
If the lawn mower didn't cut the grass, she wouldn't have had the allergic reaction...Yeah, Yeah...that's the ticket.
(note to self...buy John Deere lawn mower)
(Oops...already own one, but then it wouldn't be a funny joke)