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10. Henderson is the only place in the world where THREE “parallel” streets intersect at one traffic light. That would be the 4-way of Green Valley Parkway/Eastern Avenue/Maryland Parkway. For laughs ask y our middle school Geometry teacher to try to explain it.

Seven perpendicular lines

[Tax-chick]

Back from the tire shop with four new tires and an alignment. Now I’m going to lie down until my hairdresser comes.

[Monkey Face]

Back from the big city. *groan*

I had to reschedule my lower back procedure, and even though I told the guy not two minutes earlier that I needed MORNINGS, he scheduled me for an afternoon follow-up in JULY!

I said, “Besides the fact that I have NO air conditioning in the truck, 2:35 PM is encroaching on my bedtime. Which is why I asked for mornings only.” Did I crawl out from under a rock and still have detritus covering the important parts of me? You would think so by his expression.

And when I got home Oscar the Grouch had my parking spot. Of course.

The pharmacist took my prescription and said, “It will be ready tomorrow,” sort of implying “when I get around to it,” so I told her I would pick it up around 0600.