[InterceptPoint]

ArGee, calling ArGee.
ArGee, calling ArGee.
ArGee, please pick up the House Phone. You have an urgent call with an offer of employment from the Washington Post.

ArGee, calling ArGee.
ArGee, calling ArGee. ...

[RipSawyer]

Isn’t there a famous juvenile chef by that name?

[ArGee]

If it weren’t for Charles Krauthammer I wouldn’t use the Washington Post for anything other than a bird cage liner.

But thanks for the thought.