If the sea levels were to increased 75 feet or so I would have beachfront property. I would gladly let the polar bears winter here....as long as they were those cool Coca Cola bears.

[[If the sea levels were to increased 75 feet or so I would have beachfront property.]]
Exactly. Climatechange liars are discriminating against us inlanders- they just don’t want us to have beach front property- I demand the government stop fighting global warming now because it’s discrimination- plain and simple!