Interesting ideas. One point I think you missed is that Obama is bone lazy. If he was the Caliph, he’d be the figurehead, like some of the more pathetic Ottoman Sultans. Picture him in luxury with his drugs and catamites, while ValJar or someone like her wields the real power.
He’d be able to order an occasional massacre of Jews or Christians, of course, to make him feel important.
His abortion-mania really doesn’t fit, though. The Moslems know they need the natural increase. Maybe he’d get to be population controller for the undesirables.
With all due respect, that could’ve been prefaced with a barf alert. WTMI.
Picture him in luxury with his drugs and catamites …