[SoothingDave]

Rise and shine!

[tioga]

Hillary is all about pandiculation
Her yoga cow face pose is a rendition
Of her Benghazi lies
As she snarkily plies
Whatever floats her massive ambition.

[NicknamedBob]

"Rise and shine!"

And reach for the stars. It's a stretch role.

[Travis T. OJustice]

There was no time for any pandiculation in the shower this morning, as my hot water heater wasn’t running. Just a few seconds of cold water to clean the most important bits and I was out!

I relit the pilot before heading in to the office so my little princesses would have a nice warm shower when they wake up some time in the next several hours.

[TheGrimReaper]

Because I know you've waited all year for it.....

Now the first of December was covered with snow
And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston,
Tho' the Berkshires seemed dreamlike
On account of that frostin',
With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go...

[tioga]

so the CO PP shooter was prochoice.....that blows a huge hole in their narrative. ....oh, the irony of an abortion supporter choosing to kill after birth folks on PP grounds.

[tioga]

[tioga]

Please tell me I misunderstood this one..... Disney movie with Bear raping Dicaprio

[Texan5]

Hillary’s pandiculation
Is really quite the art
That Bill began teaching
His wife from the start

How to parse and tell lies
Are Bill’s stock in trade
He instructed Hillary well-
Then she was able to evade

Questions about La Monica
As she lets the tears spill-
Now, years later she is able
To lie with consummate skill...