[MosesKnows]

all-you-can-eat

This exchanged allegedly occurred at a Chinese buffet.

The owner told a patron he was done but the patron complained that the sign said "all you can eat". The owner said, yes and you've had all you can eat.

[ichabod1]

You been heah foah hoah arready!

[culper jr]

A navy buddy had a story about going to an “all you can eat $1.99” as a kid. When his dad asked or more, they said, that would another $1.99. He said but it is $1.99 all you can eat. The waitress replied, that was all you can eat for $1.99.

[Rodamala]

John Pinette - Chinese Buffet "You here four hour!"