[Salamander]

Love ‘em madly!

[Daffynition]

Your DNA test proves...YOU'RE NOT THE MOTHER...or THE FATHER!!

[shibumi]

After consulting with my Mongolian Shaman, Genghis Gurragchaa...

...he has informed me that the Tardigrade is my second alternate Spirit Animal.

This will greatly augment my quest for Enlightenment as my primary Spirit Animal, the Giant, Three-toed Arboreal Sloth was taking his own sweet time seeking transcendence.