[SgtHooper]

If you wanna live a long, empty, and boring life, do this; otherwise, enjoy yourself!

[Bob434]

[[If you wanna live a long, empty, and boring life,]]

Eating crap that doesn’t taste good- then do so

Had a cousin go on a tofu diet to ‘cure’ cancer- Her cancer was cured, but she had treatments at the same time- claimed the Tofu was what did it for her- She ate tofu for years after that- tofu this, tofu that-

Then she became vegetarian-

I guess she was a glutton for punishement

[Oztrich Boy]

‘There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People’s Home, Weston-Super-Mare’ - Horace Rumpole