Come on... Really ?
I quit smoking pot years ago
Then drinking to excess
Finally got chasing wild women under control
Then quit smoking cigarettes
Haven’t had a speeding ticket in 15 years
I even say excuse me no matter what gas I pass
I’m basically down to cookies and milk and ice cream
Almost old enough to start wetting my pants
Can you please stop it with the guilt trips ?
“I’m basically down to cookies and milk and ice cream”
Well. I think we have found the reason for your flatulence!
Lactose intolerance.
What?
You quit all that and you are still having fun??!!
Now you did it! They'll just have to think of something else to ban/say is bad for you/claim is evil causing millions of starving children in some distant land, etc....(/s)