[DugwayDuke]

I know some folks actually say they like pumpkin pie. I took one bite of a reportedly very good pumpkin pie and found it less than ‘awesome’.

I amazed this time of year at things like pumpkin coffee and pumpkin beer. There should be a law.

[NorthMountain]

Pumpkin coffee is a vile and disgusting substance that I wouldn't even consign to my compost heap. Pumpkin beer ...

Honestly, I tried to like the stuff.

Really.

I tried.

But WTF? That's not beer. I'm not sure what it is, and I'm not going to waste any more of my life trying to find out.