“I make a better punkin’ pie than anybody, ever. Only 0bamorrhoids disagree.”
There is no such thing as good pumpkin pie. They are so bad that they are banned from pie fights by the Geneva Convention. The only thing worse than a pumpkin pie is a liver pie.
Ox-tongue pie...plate-lickin' good!
Liver pie is demonic puke from Hell. Obamorrhoids want to make us peons eat it.