[ Roast beef, potatoes, and Yorkshire pudding are awesome! But you can only chew on one side of your mouth. ]
The other half of me is polish and the only polish restaurant I know of is 100 miles away I am either gonna starve or go insane.
This does present a problem. Might have to airlift some Polish food to you.
If you're ever in Chicago, I recommend "Staropolska" restaurant.