Manning would be a great coach or actor though.
“Cut that meat”
He is funny, isn’t he? (”do I really look like that?”)
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete?
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he’s chopping up all the women’s meat
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’
He just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
Butcher Pete’s got a long sharp knife
He starts chopping and don’t know when to stop
All you fellows got to watch your wifes
Because Pete don’t care whose meat he chops
Ever since Peter flew into town
He’s been having a ball
Just cutting and chopping for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all
Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don’t see how he stays alive
Meat’s going to be the death of ol’ Pete, yeah
The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him chopping up his cellmate
That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain’t heard nothing yet