So as I'm taking care of business, I catch a small movement out of the corner of my eye. As I turn, I see a small shadow of a dog along the wall grow into huge proportions. It was like something out of a horror movie.
Took me about 5 seconds to realize what had happened, but not before that 'HOLY SHIITE!' moment.
I was a teenager the time I got out of bed for a head call in the middle of the night. Rather than disturb anyone, I left the lights off. I stepped on what felt and sounded like a piece of cracker, did my business and went back to bed. Found out in the morning I had stepped on and crushed a mouse’s head.