Ten Ways to Avoid Being Killed In A Terrorist Attack

Bearing Arms ^ | 11/15/2015 | Brent Wheat

[conservativejoy]

Now that’s the kind of leadership we need!

[proudpapa]

“Most folks wouldn’t see a large pink gorilla wandering down the hallway”...

This is unfortunately, probably true...

Try taking this selective attention test... goo.gl/CXlFuh

[Travis McGee]

[Vendome]

I’m moving into Ted Kazinsky’s old place...

[conservativejoy]

Sound advice. Thanks!

[umgud]

ditto

[Mercat]

That’s who I will be after I complete my training and buy my handgun.

[CodeToad]

Try this experiment: Test of Observation

[conservativejoy]

Oh, Heck Yeah!

[SoCal Pubbie]

I counted 12 out of a correct 13. And, no I did not see the other thing.

[PATRIOT1876]

#11. Seal the border.

[SaraJohnson]

Most people have their heads up their butts. They have PC slogans running through their empty head; heads full of mush. They could see a pink gorilla, armed to the nines, and see a moppets character.

[Amendment10]

From point 1: ”. . . it is a simple unpleasant fact based upon intelligence gathering efforts, expert opinion, and common sense [and open borders].”

There! Fixed it!

[conservativejoy]

“I’m moving into Ted Kazinsky’s old place.”

Good thing it didn’t blow up! LOL!

[Honorary Serb]

You mean the Traitor in Chief!!!!

Hillary is probably even worse!!!!

Pfui!!!!

[mdmathis6]

Shooting the cat may be a good start...you gotta watch those critters!(LOL! just kidding)

[JoeProBono]

[Tired of Taxes]

I missed the gorilla.

I wonder whether a person with quote-unquote “ADHD” would have stopped counting when the black-belt gorilla entered the room.

[ponygirl]

The crewmember who died was their merch guy, who was set up in the lobby just inside the front doors. He was a Brit named Nick Alexander.

[ctdonath2]

Per point 10: go read “The Gift of Fear”. Now.

TL;DR - listen to your gut instinct, you may die if you don’t.