Used to love those roasts... a martini and cigarette in hand..
Here’s Don Rickles with The Gipper....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblPwNLH6hg
Sammy’s family was so poor, Sammy slept in a hollowed out watermelon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI9wQxU_iIg
OMG, it’s even “worse” than I remember... lol.