[newb2012]

“Finally, according to other Freepers I must be a lesbian. I admit it. I love women.”

If this were true, there is no way I’d be able to buy one. LOL

[PA Engineer]

If this were true, there is no way I'd be able to buy one. LOL

I have a funny story to share.

My Wife had a 2004 Turbo Forester and when it hit 100K we discussed whether we should do the maintenance or trade it in. The SUV was in mint condition so we did the timing belt, water pump and turbo. Standard maintenance.

Two months later on April 1st I got a frantic call from her. She told me her car was totaled. Of course the first thing I asked her was if she was ok. She replied she wasn't in the car. I'm a guy and it was April 1st. I hesitated at first but had to ask. Is this an April Fools joke? NOOOOOOOOOO! Ok Hun I'm on my way.

She is a Physician and was parked at the attached hospital garage. An elderly women became confused after leaving her doctors appointment and mistook the gas pedal for the break. Ugh. She totaled my Wife's car and a new jeep parked next to her.

I am sort of glad we didn't trade it in.