“Possums TO people”
OIC. I was confused. Yes, I can see where chaining the possums TO the people would make it more difficult for them to pop out of fridges and microwaves. Silly me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up here, I didn't say I was chaining possums TO people, I said I was chaining both the refrigerator AND the microwave to prevent people and possums from jumping out of them.........