Go Cowboys!
Fresh off the wires: the Dallas Cowboys have drafted the youngest quarterback ever in the NFL. We have learned a star quarterback for the Funntown Junior High School has signed a 5 year deal with the Cowboys with a no cut clause. The 14 year old 8th grader has led his team to the district championship for the second year in a row with a 21 and 1 record and 15 touchdowns rushing along with 35 touchdowns passing.
Drafted by team owner Jerry Jones, the boy is expected to lead the Boys to the super bowl by 2025, commemorating the song by Zager and Evans. The new quarterback is expected to start practice with the Boys any day now.