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To: redfreedom

I have two Pits. Cats are dead.


36 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:42 PM PDT by WENDLE (Trump is not bought . He is no puppet.)
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To: WENDLE
I have two Pits. Cats are dead.

I hope your luck doesn't run out.

42 posted on 10/30/2015 7:42:38 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: WENDLE
I have two Pits. Cats are dead.

Pitbulls should be shot and their owners imprisoned.

59 posted on 10/30/2015 7:54:29 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines (Obama loves America the way OJ loved Nicole)
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I have a bulldog and agree using the Fred/Wilma, Barney/Betty theorem.

Dogs have pupils with irises. Cats have .. slits?
Yes, diamonds in their eyes, like the reptiles that have been preying on mammals for milli.. a long time. A very long time.

OK.
Barney Rubble has no pupil irises and Wilma Flintstone has no irises in her pupils.
They have eyes like black buttons, like sharks or Raggedy Ann dolls: unblinking, soulless automatons.
Scary Halloween eyes.
And eyes are the windows to the soul.

Fred and Betty, on the other hand, have irises in their pupils. They are like doggies, cute little puppies, and the couples, the Flintstones and Rubbles, are mismatched.

Some people are mismatched with their pets. Many unfortunate feline owners have come under the spell of their calculating cats who want nothing more than to suck all their breath while they sleep!

So there it is. Dogs are like us and safe, while cats are reptilian with raptor-like brain stems—aliens, cold & calculating and they want to kill, kill, kill.

Brrrr!!! QED
I’ll take a dog too. I don’t want to die.


63 posted on 10/30/2015 7:57:10 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: WENDLE

Your mother named you Wendle because you’re an asshole...a cat hating asshole.


100 posted on 10/30/2015 10:33:51 PM PDT by pallmallman (Q)
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