Really .. In my computer career, I’ve never had Malware, a virus, or adware.
I have Norton .. and I’ve always had it .. and I’ve never, ever had any of the stuff you say a Surface Pro will put on a computer .. and I’ve never had a blue screen.
Gee, I wonder where the term Blue Screen of Death came from?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Screen_of_Death