My answer to every criticism is:
“Don’t care. Free gun.”
Besides, let’s face it. You are one of the most insightful and intelligence commentators on the internet. You are incredibly well-spoken, and often come up with ideas I have not fully thought through. I sometimes do some writing, but hope someday to reach the soaring, impeccably-articulated prose you publish. You are a gift to the forum — NAY! You are a gift to mankind.
When I grow up, I want to be StevenCrowder.