Star Spangled War Stories!
“Takka-takka-takka-takka-takka!!!”
Remember that smoking pineapple grenade Sarge lobbed at the Jerry/Tojo, and of course he pulled the pin with his teeth.
And Rock and his Brass Balls platoon didn’t need parachutes: they just landed on their feet!
(Then down on a knee to break the fall. Let’s not go crazy here.)