I see all the nearby Amish men with the pants that are made by their wives... I am jealous. They have a lifetime repair policy for a lot less that $235/pair.
LOL.....good jeans [especially when you *need* to have them]....are a *staff of life*.
If I were you...I’d convert and join the Amish sect
I’ve done far more, for less, in my life. ;D