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To: Fai Mao

Re dying, try these (from a bad memory)

Alien creature in “Independence Day” replying to Bill Pullman, the US President, who asked him, “What do you want us to do?”

Alien - “I want you to die”

Similar answer in “The Last Starfighter” when the lead alien craft’s controls are damaged and it is plunging towards a planet. The navigator says to the commander, “Our controls won’t respond. What do we do?”

Commander: “We die!”

As for more Star Trek, in the “Wrath of Khan”, you have the pre-Seinfeld name calling when Kirk shouted at the evil Khan - “Khan”!

In Seinfeld, the updated version was Seinfeld looking at the nasty mailman and saying “NEWMAN”, to which Newman replied “SEINFELD”.

How about Chevy Chase to Jane Curtin in SNL, as news anchors, “Jane, you slut”.

Bill Paxton as the marine in “Aliens” as their assault craft drops from the mother ship (no not Farrakhan’s mutha ship), “We’re on an express elevator to hell”.

From ‘Animal House’, two:

“Road Trip!”

“Thank you sir. May I have some more?” - Kevin Bacon

Common one somebody, if you haven’t already. “Dirty Harry” is just loaded with goodies.

“Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you?”
“Make my day”

“This is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world”.

In “Deadpool”, he said to the police about the villain who he just harpooned to a wall when they asked “Where is he?”.
“He back there hanging around” (or something close to that).

“Bill Clinton: The Movie” - in the Oval office, talking to Monica Lewinsky. “Monica. How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?”


140 posted on 10/12/2015 12:07:32 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Regarding Dying:

From Unforgiven

Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin’ a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin’.

Bill Munny: We all got it comin’, kid.


144 posted on 10/12/2015 12:14:55 AM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Some more, since I’m still awake.

Scotty, in “The Journey Home” trying to turn on a computer, “Computer”!

McCoy to Kirk, “Jim, I’m a doctor, not a magician” or something like that.

Chekov in “The Journey Home”, when asking directions to the USS Enterprise, in SF harbor, “Where is the wessel”?

Spock: “Logical”

Spock: “Live long and prosper” (an old Jewish blessing)

Pick something from the first “Police Academy”, esp. by the commandant.

Anthony Perkins in “Psycho” - “Mother”!

George Hamilton, as a vampire, to Richard Benjamin who is holding garlic, “Oy, have you got the wrong vampire”.

Just one about me: I was escorting 15 girls from a local and out-of-town sorority to a bowling alley (we had two cars; I had 8 girls in mine; Judy has 7 in her’s - 57 and 56 Chevies, what else).

As I scooted the girl through the door, a young guy standing there asked me “How do you do that?” to which I replied, “Practice”. True story, about 1962, Pikesville Bowling Alley, Baltimore, Md.


150 posted on 10/12/2015 12:22:40 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
How about Chevy Chase to Jane Curtin in SNL, as news anchors, “Jane, you slut”.

Actually, that was Dan Aykroyd, in a recurring SNL parody of "Point, Counterpoint". He would say "Jane, you ignorant slut...", and she would reply "Dan, you pompous ass..."

151 posted on 10/12/2015 12:23:45 AM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderators)
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