No. I won’t lighten up. And I’m going to hold my breath until you apologize ;>}
You must realize, though, that the map you showed represents the facts on the ground (mostly the result of the Steinbrenner years of 1975-1990). And when you are an admitted Yankees fan and your team loses, you DO deal with all the irrational ravings of those who revel in your having joined them in the agony of defeat (an agony that they’ve had to taste a whole lot more than we Yankee fans have, I might add!)
The map I showed is a joke. Satire. A made up map. This is not a real ESPN graphic. Heck, we’ve gone yankee fans here in Texas. Yeah, I know … crazy.