Alright, alright, alright... alright, alright--
Way to go, Liberty-- Just forget about us weeping Cowboys fan who've fallen... and can't get up!
Now, now, Pumpkin-- Tony... will be back--
Isn't that just about the saddest damn thing... you ever did see?
Sorre 'nuff, Duke... sorre 'nuff!
Not only did my Boys lose but I walked across the parking lot... to see my Rangers get beat!
And what about... them Damn Giants Fans?
Whoring away... as usual--
Well, Bend-- My Packers Cheerleaders... are practicing--
Restrained... joy
Tony Romo will be back. But will he be in time to save the ‘Boys season? Fortunately they’re in the NFC East, where 8 - 8 may we’ll win the division. Regardless, on to Week Seven!