Guy walks along a beach, finds a lamp, what the hell, rubs it.
Genie.
“So, I get three wishes?”
“Whatever, you’ll be lucky if I give you one.”
“Well then, I’ve always wanted to see Europe but am afraid of flying and boat travel makes me sick. Can you build me a highway from New York to London?”
“Are you out of your mind?! Do you know the labor costs involved with that, not to mention having to deal with unions!? Not a chance, pick something else.”
“OK then, I’ve always wanted to figure out women. How they think and why. If I could understand women, I’d be better at interacting with them more successfully. I wish to understand how women think.”
“Fine. Two lanes, or four?”
In the 19709s, the USSR built a huge superhighway into Afghanistan.
Then they used it for an invasion route.
I trust the Russians ... to be Soviets at heart.
Won’t work because of Russian killer bears.
Killer Russian Bears Knock Off People with Rock Slides
15.10.2002
Bears push rocks down from mountains to kill people
- See more at: http://english.pravda.ru/news/russia/15-10-2002/13198-0/#sthash.8kYmVGBt.dpuf