I thought my dogs were OK with things, but I caught the Little Dog trying to sneak into Canada.
He was trying to convince the border guards that he was a reindeer. He couldn’t name Santa’s reindeer, so they wouldn’t let him in. He keeps getting them mixed up with the Seven Dwarves.
“Let’s see. There’s Dasher and Dancer and Sleepy and Grumpy.”
“Sir, turn your Corvette around and go home.”
My 6 year old hound is sleeping next to me in the recliner. You inspired me to apologize to him as well. All he has never known is pResident Nimrod Urkle, the petty tyrant s*** who is not a muslim.
Fortunately, our Dog is as Dumb as a Box of Barbara Boxers.
She doesn’t know the difference between Obama and a Stinking Pile of Moist Feces.
In fact, the first thing she does every day is go out in the Yard to take a nice Obama.