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To: Lazamataz
"I have it on good second-hand authority that the friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt’s child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that three guys in a bar were talking about a politician who mentioned in a press conference that he heard his father had mentioned that he saw read some magazine that said that Kevin Bacon had overheard from a news anchor that four girls in an elementary school mentioned that their parents had heard on their CB radio that a trucker had saw some guy who said that he had a friend who knew a roommate of his who had a girlfriend that overheard at a Phish concert that the world will end November the 17th."

You have no idea how much I needed a laugh this morning.

You have given my day porpoise.

55 posted on 10/01/2015 7:44:50 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: CatherineofAragon

61 posted on 10/01/2015 8:09:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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