The FBI is on the lookout for a 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears. Surely this "short man" must by now be celebrating his newly acquired loot ...
The FBI is on the lookout for a 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears. Surely this "short man" must by now be celebrating his newly acquired loot ...
>>Witnesses described him as a roughly 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound white man with short brown hair, freckles and protruding ears.
If he used a shotgun, I think that Elmer Fudd should be a person of interest.
Vertically challenged person of interest with an unusual physical appearance.. otherwise a racist gender specific comment.
Alfred E Newman
Did he have nostrils? If not, maybe it was a Grey (Martian), clothed like any Human would be. Saving up for his trip home.
How do they know it doesn’t identify as a woman?
Maybe it was petite Randy Moss.
Witnesses said he was also psychic. Police put out an APB for a small medium at large
That description is a microaggression.
“The bandit fled with an undisclosed amount of money.”
He’s a short medium at large?
reminds me of this song by the fabulous Marty Robbins:
Listen and enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZotWi7hOQ
HOWDY DOODY???