We’ve all grown up with this stuff. Some learn to question it Some never do.
Don’t enter the water for one hour after eating or you will get a cramp and drown.
Organic food is better.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same spot.
Put raw meat on a black eye.
Pretend to be dead and the bear/lion/wolf will leave you alone.
A horse hair rope around your sleeping bag will keep the snakes away.
You left out
Every little boy needs Schedule Two drug Ritalin.
Every little girl needs Merck’s Gardasil.
Most people need psychiatric drugs. FILL THEM UP with prozac.
Take lots of Tylenol. So what if it destroys your kidneys.