[LostInBayport]

Eight cups of coffee, yes. Eight glasses of water, no.

[knarf]

I have yet to meet anyone that agrees with me that coffee is colored water

Oh no, they say ... there's salts and minerals and caffeine and ...

Yeah ... so ...

Colored, salty, mineralized colored water ... like Snapple .... or ... tea .... or .... Koolaid .... or ....

If I drink eight cups of coffee, did I or did I not drink eight cups of water .... with stuff in it ?