... Let's play some ball Gadzooks, big-- Don't ya know all is never what it appears... 
to be--
Yeah, yeah, Lord Tom-- You got four... 
Super Bowl Rings--
But so do I... 
and I never lost a Super Bowl, schmuck!
Ya know, I only have 3 rings... 
but I never lost a Super Bowl either--
Not meaning to rub salt in the wound but... 
I also never lost one--
And you lost both Super Bowls to me... 
and, to rub salt in the wound, I, too, never lost one!
Oh, that last one has got... 
to burn!