95% of other Republicans support Trump? News to me.
No, bro, I think you misunderstand - I’m on your side here. The 5% I’m talking about are those who think that Trump is a religious figure, and who think that even the likes of Ted Cruz (who’s not at all my favorite, I hasten to add) are duplicitous establishment sympathizers hellbent on diluing America’s pure anglo-saxon bloodlines and forcing us into observing sharia law.
My bad.