“Carbon dioxide? I would build a fire pit with an eternal flame.
Dolphins? I would serve tuna steaks every night.
Fuel economy? Hey Son, how do you like my ‘71 Cadillac?”
I am getting so damn sick of you liberals posting here on Free Republic with you supposed retorts to eco-warriors. You are clearly in their camp. Here’s what a real response would be like instead of your petty crap :
1> Burn TIRES. Really big tires. Your eternal flame is a joke at best. You want to shoot for 3rd world air defense tire burning. Damn hippy.
2> Tuna? Really? BE A MAN AND EAT A REAL DOLPHIN! They are cute, intelligent, and tasty! They go great with manatee ... the cow of the sea! What you do is stir fry dolphin and manatee with rice ... blows away any hibachi “steak/chicken” combo.
3> Your 71 Cadillac is way too fuel efficient and lightweight. Drive something that consumes gallons per mile then we’ll talk about your “may as well be a Prius” car.
;-)
As for this article ... I guess this is the genesis of what we typically call an “unemployable person”. Of course, it will be someone else’s fault that he won’t land a job making $300K/year telling people what to eat.