We offer the best marine wildlife experience on The Bay. We guarantee it or your next trip is free.
That's like a parachute with a lifetime guarantee. If having a 40 ton whale land on you isn't "the best marine wildlife experience", you get to do it again?
26 posted on 09/13/2015 5:36:17 PM PDT by Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)