Posted on 09/11/2015 5:19:07 PM PDT by skeptoid
An Oregon man was jailed and is facing charges after Port of Portland police say he urinated on several passengers on an early morning JetBlue flight from Anchorage to Portland International Airport Friday.
According to CBS news affiliate KOIN6, police say Jeff D. Rubin, 27, had been asleep for most of the flight, which left Stevens International Airport in Anchorage around 12 a.m.
About 30 minutes before landing in Portland, he stood up and began urinating between the crack in the seat in front of him and onto other passengers.
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Dude, that’s just ba figure of speech, you don’t actually do it!
ROFLMAO!!!
Once again proving that old adage, “It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.”
Thanks!
Those Alaskans must be wimps if he was able to go to jail instead of the hospital.
Even if this was a medically induced state of mind, or state of urgency, he will never live this down.
For his sake, I hope he’s self employed. I don’t think Resume Builder or even Monster .com has a template to suit this situation.
Pre-scented passengers for Portlandia.
I don’t think the airlines offer a Golden Showers section on their flights.But who knows,the way things are going in society.......
Could this be a result of drugs, a symptom of sleepwalking syndrome, or some malady I've never heard of?
Falling backward and peeing straight in the air was
an especially interesting twist.
Wipe that smirk off your face, pervert!
That was my thought, he was sleepwalking-ish. My husband had quite the experience with Ambien, much of it hallucinogenic/ distorted. LOL
JetBrew.. An aftertaste like no other ale
sleep walking ?
Maybe he’s one of those “Occupy” types who don’t really have any use for modern toilets or for showering more than once or twice a month, etc.
“JetYellow”
Nice!
Tail end of tourist season
I’m guessing he was either impaired from something, or he has an issue with sleepwalking. One of my sons used to sleepwalk occasionally. Sometimes we would find him sitting up in bed with his eyes open, but he wasn’t awake. One night he used a chair in his room as a urinal.
He ‘self-identifies’ as a dog.
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