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Man Angers Neighbors by Shining 'Alien' Fighting Spotlights
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| Sept. 11, 2015
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 09/11/2015 3:44:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: dp0622
We’re gonna need a LOT MORE aluminum foil.
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posted on
09/11/2015 4:49:38 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: blueunicorn6
Those little garden gnomes keep ‘em away. Wonder how those little lawn jockeys holding the lantern work? Might keep the BLM types away...........
To: Jack Hydrazine
Delightful additions to any garden. Really good for curb appeal.
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posted on
09/11/2015 5:03:08 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: doorgunner69
The little lawn jockeys are the universal signal for midget horse racing.
You’ll get all those filthy gamblers from Graksnort.
44
posted on
09/11/2015 5:13:33 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: shibumi
Unles you have some specia setup for incoming power you are still screwed.
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posted on
09/11/2015 5:18:46 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: blueunicorn6
I like this one almost looks alien, too:
To: nickcarraway
“’Over the years he’s become a real problem. He has a lot of issues fearing aliens,’ Nancy Raich, Brown’s across the street neighbor, told WKBN-TV.”
How’s the poor guy to know that she isn’t an extraterrestrial alien herself, using the ruse of wanting to sell her house so he’ll let his guard down?
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posted on
09/11/2015 5:23:38 PM PDT
by
SharpRightTurn
(White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
To: nickcarraway
I set out Meow Mix kibbles. When the aliens come to feed, I transport them to Calypso Louie’s racist space wheel.
Now how hard is that?
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posted on
09/11/2015 6:52:41 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(Note to GOPe lurkers: I and thousands like me will NEVER vote for Jeb Bush)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/11/2015 9:39:35 PM PDT
by
To Hell With Poverty
(All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
To: nickcarraway
What the man really needs is a good medical work up. His brain is obviously deteriorating.
51
posted on
09/12/2015 5:34:00 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: nothingnew
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posted on
09/12/2015 5:35:49 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: nickcarraway
This is so stupid. You could cover the house in klieg lights and it won’t matter. The first thing the aliens do when they’re coming to get you is to cut the power, everybody knows that. Sheesh!
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posted on
09/12/2015 5:37:55 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(Cruz or Lose 2016)
To: Lazamataz
Delusional...you assume things not in evidence. Please prove for the court that beings from another planet or dimension exist
54
posted on
09/12/2015 5:38:28 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/12/2015 5:51:34 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Nifster
Delusional...you assume things not in evidence. Please prove for the court that beings from another planet or dimension existTwo words: Star Trek.
Two more words: 'Nuff said.
Three final letters: Q.E.D.
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posted on
09/12/2015 7:44:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Sirius Lee
This is so stupid. You could cover the house in klieg lights and it won’t matter. The first thing the aliens do when they’re coming to get you is to cut the power, everybody knows that. Sheesh!What d'ya mean THEY cut the power??!? They're *animals*!!!!
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posted on
09/12/2015 7:48:44 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: JoeProBono
Contact lenses must be a bitch for those guys.
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posted on
09/12/2015 7:49:19 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz,
Your sense of humor always makes me chuckle
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posted on
09/12/2015 7:50:27 AM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Nifster
Another Satisfied Customer!™
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posted on
09/12/2015 7:52:59 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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