Bite your tongue, sir!
Indeed - that’s why a wee splash of local well water is just the thing. lol
Then there’s Bunnahabain
Yep, the briney taste you get from a bloody tongue is in the stuff too, under the "burning hospital" flavor profile. ;-)
Oh, I enjoy a glass every now and then - mostly in the winter, when the fireplace is crackling. For the most part, though, the "peat monsters" last me a good long time.