Beam me up Scotty! Beam me up Scotty!
and not one damn picture from the first episode, "The Man Trap!" Oh, well, here is a brief version... 
of what happened--
Okay, sweetheart... 
I know what you want.
Some of my sweet... 
sweet loving--
Over my... 
dead body!
Jim? Just what the hell... 
are you doing?
Taking my place as the #1 hot lover... 
in this sci-fi series!
Buy Nancy here... 
is my old gal pal--
No matter, she either takes the Rohypnol I got from Bill Cosby... 
or I stun her with my phaser.
Leonard, back off. I'll take one... 
for the team--
And, believe me the sex... 
was hot!
What is that noise, Commander Spock? It sounds... 
like someone is getting it on with Captain Kirk--
And believe me, Lieutenant Uhura... 
for the next three years, we'll be hearing that a lot. A lot--
So, that's the first episode... 
in a nutshell.
Well, it doesn't really tell... 
it all, Nancy.
Cause that Kirk... 
was a real bobcat in the sack!
Gadzooks, I am sure glad... 
that straight!