You’ll have prably heard of Cary, North Carolina but I bet youins don’t know that it’s an acronyum.
CARY stands for Containment Area for Relocated Yankees!
Yuck! Yuck! Ain’t that right Cletus?
Cary, NC
From what I could discern during my trips there, you can’t live there unless you drive a Lexus or something pricier. It’s almost impossible to find a restaurant as the signs are only 2-3 feet high (city ordinance or something) and are hidden by hedges and trees. If you can see through the flora, there might be a shopping center in there somewhere. I suppose it has its charm, not being like every other suburban commercial strip, but it does make it difficult for someone not familiar with the area.
U named Cletus, just like your brother? ;-)