The sign above the parrot said "cheap".
She asked why, the store owner said because the parrot has a foul mouth and no one wants it.
She could not pass up the deal so she bought it and took it home.
Placed it on a perch and asked, "Polly want a cracker?"
"F#%& Y)* Bi+&$" replied the parrot.
OH my said the new owner. "Polly want some bird seed?"
"E S and D" said the parrot.
OK, says the owner, grabs the parrot and places it in the freezer for one hour to cool it's jets.
Hour later takes the bird out and asks, "Polly want a cracker>"
Bird shakes his head no.
Polly want bird seed?
Bird shakes his head.
"What's the matter?" asks the new owner.
Parrot says," I ain't saying nothing until you tell me what the turkey in the freezer said.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says, “Hey that’s pretty cool... where did you get it?”
Parrot says “Kenya. They’re all over the place.”